Lose Fat In Inches !

On Mon, 4 May 2009 09:07:59 -0500, Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote
(in article ):

A man-eating tiger happens upon an atheist and is about to eat him,
when the atheist got on his knees begging GOD to spare his life.

GOD: "Too late."

Atheist: "Ok, then how about converting the tiger into a Christian."

GOD: "Done."

Christian tiger: "Thank you, GOD, for providing this food and for
making me wonderfully hungrier so that I will enjoy this food. Please
bless the food and please bless me thereby making me even healthier
and hungrier in Jesus' name. Amen."

After Christian tiger eats the right amount per GOD's design of his
body so that his needs have been met, he starts feeling much hungrier
(stronger) thereupon realizing he had received all he needed though
he wanted much more. Upon this signal from GOD, the Christian tiger
stops eating so that others of his pride can eat the amount they each
needed:

You get an A for imagination (but still an F for reality) .... you should
write Biblical Fables.

On Mon, 4 May 2009 09:26:57 -0500, MM wrote:

You get an A for imagination (but still an F for reality) .... you should
write Biblical Fables.

Have you ever stopped to consider what an enormous waste of time your
Usenet trolling is? Think of it, you could have taken the months on
months of useless posting and spent it on something you desperately
need. English sentence structure and grammar classes leap to mind.
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On Mon, 4 May 2009 09:41:35 -0500, MU wrote
(in article ):

On Mon, 4 May 2009 09:26:57 -0500, MM wrote:

You get an A for imagination (but still an F for reality) .... you should
write Biblical Fables.

Have you ever stopped to consider what an enormous waste of time your
Usenet trolling is? Think of it, you could have taken the months on
months of useless posting and spent it on something you desperately
need. English sentence structure and grammar classes leap to mind.


Dealing with you and your comments is an amusement and do not look you for
any serious comments as I have seen that is a waste of time

You have chosen to remain anonymous, have presented nothing to show that you
have the background in science, and resort to personal attacks as a last
resort so you add really nothing. For all I know you could be a sockpuppet
of Chung.

You are getting boring and tiring ..... at least Chung does occasionally does
show a little imagination.

Unlike you said in the past when you wrote that you were done responding to
me, I am done with commenting or responding to your posts. Perhaps when I am
looking for a little amusement, I may start up again.

I will leave the final word to you if so choose .... I am sure it will be
more of the same and nothing NU.

On May 4, 10:26*am, MM wrote:
you should write Biblical Fables.

Wouldn't that be redundant?

On Mon, 04 May 2009 11:31:32 -0400, Màck©® wrote:

On Mon, 4 May 2009 01:13:04 +0000 (UTC), Kaz Kylheku
wrote:

if you have to engage the troll please do not cross post. All of the
diabetic groups unanamously agree that chung and his alter ego MU are
schizo trolls.

LOL

You Xposted a request not to Xpost?

LOL
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On Mon, 4 May 2009 10:15:49 -0500, MM wrote:

Dealing with you and your comments is an amusement and do not look you for
any serious comments

Bourbon or vodka? Middle of the day?

Beer is my bet.

On Mon, 4 May 2009 10:15:49 -0500, MM wrote:

You have chosen to remain anonymous,

Incorrect, I just haven't told you who I am.

have presented nothing to show that you
have the background in science,

I don't.

and resort to personal attacks as a last
resort so you add really nothing. For all I know you could be a sockpuppet
of Chung.

Google will solve that for you. I have a standing bet that Chung and I
are two different people. $50,000.

Up to it?

You are getting boring and tiring ..... at least Chung does occasionally does
show a little imagination.

Of course, anyone who has been humiliated as many times as I have you
would get bored and tired of the same buttkicking several times a day.

It is to be expected.

Unlike you said in the past when you wrote that you were done responding to
me,

I never said that unless you that was on of your sockpuppets and you
have gotten confused. lol

: I am done with commenting or responding to your posts. Perhaps when I am
looking for a little amusement, I may start up again.

Hey, no problem, whenever you feel the need to be abused, come on back.

I will leave the final word to you if so choose .... I am sure it will be
more of the same and nothing NU.

Aren't you sweet!!

Bye and..............

Don't forget to wash your hiney,
Your clown face is all bright and shiny,
Telling us who you be,
An assclown perpetually.

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message
...
The animals in the care of overweight humans are overweight because
overweight humans overfeed their animals just as they overfeed
themselves.

God doesn't drop down from the sky and feed them. They feed themselves. Some
are much heavier than others. Some are very thin. No gods involved.

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message
...

The onus remains on the man to eat the right amount daily of what GOD
provides (tiger in this case).


When can I expect this god to start providing my food, the right amount for
a 5' 10' man no less, so I no longer have to buy it at the store?

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message
...

After Christian tiger eats the right amount per GOD's design of his
body so that his needs have been met, he starts feeling much hungrier
(stronger) thereupon realizing he had received all he needed though
he wanted much more. Upon this signal from GOD, the Christian tiger
stops eating so that others of his pride can eat the amount they each
needed:


So it's OK for animals to eat atheists since you see them as less than human
and deserving of death.

Since when does a tiger or a human feel HUNGRIER after eating? That makes no
sense. Animals in zoos can quickly become obese so you are willfully lying
that animals only eat what they need. Also, just look at all the obese cats
and dogs being kept as pets. You should not lie. You are using religion and
your fake love for a god to some advantage. You are selling something. You
have an agenda and it's not a good one.

Strength and hunger are not the same thing. Please check any dictionary.