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Old September 24th, 2003, 07:42 PM
NR
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She's stopped having sex with me and started turning to women. She
says she likes the size of her neighbor's strap-on.

How do I win her back?

This sucks!


NR

http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant.html
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If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing
you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic.
- --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman
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Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and
sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for
choice had vandalized churches.
- --Mark Ira Kaufman
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she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal
camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture.
- --Steve Chaney
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Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex when
she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't
that big.
- --Steve Chaney
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You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides,
after ****ing a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that
except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If the
lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than
looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then.
- --Steve Chaney
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Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where
they were called cows.
- --Steve Chaney
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If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would
really not care.
- --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney
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Stephen A Chaney is NR's whipping boy.

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Old September 25th, 2003, 03:20 AM
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She's stopped having sex with me and started turning to women. She
says she likes the size of her neighbor's strap-on.

How do I win her back?


Get her out of the trailer for an evening and take her dancing down in
Parkersburg?
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(couldn't resist, it was too easy ...)
Peter


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Old September 25th, 2003, 02:06 PM
BJ in Texas
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Have a Sex Change operation and get a bigger strap-on LOL BJ


 




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