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Will PRAYERS help you lose weight or keep it off???...



 
 
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Old October 20th, 2003, 06:12 PM
Aaron Baugher
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Default Will PRAYERS help you lose weight or keep it off???...

Steve writes:

Look at the BMR equation, for example... any conscious activity
burns more calories than sleeping. Praying is a conscious activity.
The more fervently you pray, the more calories you burn. It also
helps to pray out loud, grit your teeth, flog yourself, chant, speak
in tongues, handle snakes, manipulate beads, etc.


How about if I get someone else to flog me and manipulate my beads?


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Old October 20th, 2003, 10:48 PM
rosie read and post
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How about if I get someone else to flog me and manipulate my beads?


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280/228/200



maybe that would work!
rosie
(a bead slinging, mackerel snapper)


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Old October 20th, 2003, 11:40 PM
rosie read and post
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ROTFLMAO!

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read and post daily, it works!
rosie

"Live as though there is no tomorrow,
Love as though you have never been hurt,
Dance as if no one is looking..."
........................................Satchel Paige



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How about if I get someone else to flog me and manipulate my beads?


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Aaron

280/228/200



maybe that would work!
rosie
(a bead slinging, mackerel snapper)



I use lead beads for a real "Prayer Workout".

Steve



 




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