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I wish all women were like this!



 
 
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:22 PM
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This chick understands that only a fatassed pig weighs nearly 90lbs.

her pic is at:
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http://my.kiwibox.com/journals/journ...e=9%2F2%2F2003

Dear Diary,

Well today i guess has been another o.k day!
I worked for my dad yesterday, so got a little spending money! i feel
like a child! but i went into town and spent loads on my kitty! yay! i
seriously dont know what i would do without her! she is a daft little
bugger!
No purging today! yay go me!!!! - daft bitch! and i stayed under my
calorie target for today - which is good i guess. but i could have
been on much less! i was doing really well, but my love of cooking
really gets the better of me! cooked for lil sis, and then she said i
had to try some, in some i guessed she meant a mouthful, but she
promptly shoved a large amount of potato bake down my neck! admitedly
it was very very nice - even if i do say so myself!!! but argh! i
didnt even want it! i wasnt even hungry!!! oh well! i am still under
target! phew!
i have dyed my hair! woopee! its kinda dark purpley! ian is gonna hate
it! he always wants it all girlie with highlights and all that crap!
he says i look to morbid with it dark! but if i could have my way it
would be black! i mean its not as if its so far away frommy natural
colour anyway! oh well! i will have to put some pics on of it! but
feeling so fat at the moment! im not loosing at all! at this rate i
will never reach my goal! ach! but so long as i stick to my plans then
it should start comming off soon! i usually loose 2lbs a week when i
stick to it! so that would mean about 2months and i would be @ 70lbs!
which would be soooooo good!!! that is if i can go the whole time
without binging! fat bitch!
and oh my god! i cant believe this - i bought a pair of shorts off
e-bay - WTF its nearly the end of summer and even if it was 100
outside you wouldnt catch me in shorts! esp not the teeny tiny ones i
bought! i dont even know what i was thinking or why i bought em! i
suck! they r cute tho! i just wish i could wear em! oooo i think my
reasons might be somthing to do with the fact that they were a size 0
and i like that size! i much prefer american sizes! size 0 sounds so
good! so little! lol i wish! little and me dont go together!
i am such a heffer! i wonder if i could get my stomach stapled? hmmmmm
thats a thought! do u think anyone would perform the operation on me?
or maybe lipo?!?! hmmmmm when i get some money i might look into lipo!
that would be great! cheats way out!!! lol oh well - i dread to think
how much fat they could suck out of my ass and legs!!! it would be
sick! seriously!
hmmm i think i am rambling now!!! so i shall depart for the evening!
its 3am so i guess its bed time! maybe i will be in luck and a/not
wake up 2morrow or b/wake up and weigh 60lbs! i think the first is
more viable but still rather unlikely! no such luck!


NR

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If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing
you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic.
- --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman
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Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and
sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for
choice had vandalized churches.
- --Mark Ira Kaufman
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she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal
camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture.
- --Steve Chaney
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Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex when
she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't
that big.
- --Steve Chaney
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You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides,
after ****ing a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that
except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If the
lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than
looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then.
- --Steve Chaney
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Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where
they were called cows.
- --Steve Chaney
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If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would
really not care.
- --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney
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Stephen A Chaney is NR's whipping boy.

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