Anna Nichole, 69 lb in 3 mos.???

She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

Those numbers sound like a starvation diet.

My bet is that she is lying about the numbers. Also, I wonder if she might
be using some other weight loss drug, like amphetamine.


"Faye" wrote in message
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She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

Those numbers sound like a starvation diet.

My bet is that she is lying about the numbers. Also, I wonder if she might
be using some other weight loss drug, like amphetamine.


"Faye" wrote in message
...
She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

She is such an airhead!

In ,
Faye stated
| She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
| "Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks
| the stomach. She looked fabulous.
| She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb
| per week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm,
| wonder why?
| Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality
| show). She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a
| quart of Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug
| and Do-nut Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying
| there. LOL. The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more.
| Wal-Mart already has a large display next to the Pharmacy.
| Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think
| most of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy,
| cause we can relate to that.
| Faye
|
| "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
| not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
| LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

She is such an airhead!

In ,
Faye stated
| She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
| "Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks
| the stomach. She looked fabulous.
| She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb
| per week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm,
| wonder why?
| Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality
| show). She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a
| quart of Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug
| and Do-nut Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying
| there. LOL. The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more.
| Wal-Mart already has a large display next to the Pharmacy.
| Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think
| most of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy,
| cause we can relate to that.
| Faye
|
| "Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
| not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
| LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her boobs weighed 69 lbs. That was 2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.


"Faye" wrote in message
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She was a guest on the Sharon Ozborne show Wed. 8/4. She said it was
"Trim-Spa Baby"....two pills taken three times per day that shrinks the
stomach. She looked fabulous.
She claims 69 lbs lost in 90 days....that's an average of 5.75 lb per
week. She says nothing about exercise and food consumption. Hmmm, wonder
why?
Anna was waaaay too lazy to lift a finger (according to reality show).
She just lay on the sofa and demanded Howard to bring her a quart of
Nestle Strawberry Milk, which she drank right from the jug and Do-nut
Holes, which she packed into her mouth while still lying there. LOL.
The sales for Trim-Spa will sky rocket even more. Wal-Mart already has
a large display next to the Pharmacy.
Her reality show will probably be a FLOP this go 'round. I think most
of us, me included, liked her better when she was fat and lazy, cause we
can relate to that.
Faye

"Yea tho I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Fatdom, I fear
not...'cuz I got a pic of Atkins in my pocket."
LC since 6/1/04 150/143/110

"ADC" wrote in message
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Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her boobs weighed 69 lbs. That was
2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.


After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008

--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

"ADC" wrote in message
...
Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her boobs weighed 69 lbs. That was
2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.


After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008

--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

i remember when it was a dolly joke, too. damn...we're getting old.
"ClabberHead 4.01" wrote in message
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"ADC" wrote in message
...
Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her boobs weighed 69 lbs. That was
2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she
ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.


After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008

--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin

i remember when it was a dolly joke, too. damn...we're getting old.
"ClabberHead 4.01" wrote in message
news

"ADC" wrote in message
...
Ok--old joke--you'll need a calculator to do this...
Anna Nicole went to the Dr. He said her boobs weighed 69 lbs. That was
2,
2, 2, much, so he gave her 51 TrimSpa pills and told her to take them 8
times a day until they were gone and she would be surprised how she
ended
up...do the math...

6922251 x 8 = ____________
Turn the calculator upside down to read her new condition...

i know its lame, but still cracks me up.


After that bad, old lame joke, I know that this newsgroup is not 55378008

--
ClabberHead 4.01 (who remembers it when it was a Dolly Parton joke)
aka
Iron Chef Atkins
248.5/193.0/185.0 Low-Carb since 5/1/03
Al-Team #"e" to 27 decimal places (2.71828182845904523536028747...)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them
are stupider than that!" - George Carlin