Weird Dream Last Night

I had a weird dream last night I'd like to share with you guys.

I dreamed that I ran into Mrs. Allison, one of my old 8th grade
teachers. She told me that they were doing a segment on healthful
eating on Bryant Gumbel's show and I was invited to speak for them.
(Bryant Gumbel is the guy who named Colleen Haskell the "American
Sweetheart" back in 2000.) Of course I thought that was weird, but I
was excited. Allison then told me my "healthful eating was bordering on
an obsession". I told her, "I realize that, but I used to be really ill
from poor nutrition. C'mon, you remember me, right?". She then said
"Yes of course I remember your fat ass, but you don't need to tell
everyone about it". At that point I nodded and walked away.

Well, I went to Bryant Gumbel's office, and as a little joke I decided
to play around with the elevators. I went up to the 6th floor, but
turns out they were doing construction and there was no structure for
the 6th floor. I was greeted by some of the workers, and they loaded me
on a machine to take me back down. I got onto the machine, and it
started falling really fast back down to the 1st floor. A parachute
then opened up right before I reached the bottom. It was a weird way to
get back down, to say the least.

At that point, I woke up, shaking violently.