OT humor - regarding Asperagus

Sorry guys, had to do it - as it made me think of Wendy's asperagus
post.

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This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth.
After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That
plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly
completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"

"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some
asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise
sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never
tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on
everything...meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made
with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as
though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this
time."

"Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"

Jayjay wrote:
good joke snipped

Thank you, thank you, I always LOVE a good pun I can tell at the dinner
table. :-) (My kids never ever know if I'm joking until I get to the
end.)

Wendy, having asparagus again tonight