Thomas the Faggot

If you have just eaten then don't read this, unless you have just
eaten a raw egg. If you have just eaten a raw egg you must induce
vomiting immediately, and this will make you puke.

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My name is Thomas and I am a faggot.

I first had sex at the age of 11, with a man old enough to be my
grandfather. Now at age 35 I have had sex with innumerable men, and
have virtually every known STD, including a horrible case of anal
herpes, which doesn't stop men from ****ing my asshole without a
condom. I have been penetrated deeply with various weapons, tools and
sporting objects. I have had broken bottles shoved into my asshole
when I was drunk, cigarette burns made on my nipples and genitals and
cuts made on my ass cheeks. I have been beaten senseless while two
guys ****ed my asshole at the same time. I've had twenty guys jack off
onto my face and I've taken two fists up my asshole while stoned. I
have fecal incontinence.

Here are descriptions of some of my recent sexual experiences.

1. I was in a public bathroom, on my knees in a pool of ****, with
this fat mother****er jacking off onto my face, when I noticed that
the guy in the first stall had been in there for an hour. So after the
fat dude ejaculated on my face, we looked in the stall (they didn't
have locks on them), and it turned out the guy was dead as a dodo. The
fat dude told me he wished he was still hard because it had always
been his fantasy to cum inside a corpse's asshole.

2. A guy was ****ing my asshole and he was complaining that it was too
loose. I do have a very stretched out **** pipe, but this guy's pecker
was tiny. Eventually we switched to oral sex. My fecal incontinence
had been bad, and his dick was completely covered with ****. After he
came in my mouth, I threw up on his linoleum.

3. Three men gang****ed me in a filthy hotel room. They shoved fruit
and vegetables into my butthole, made me lick their balls, whipped
me, spat on me, and came in my hair. Afterwards they paid me. They had
thought I was a prostitute all along! I didn't tell them that I
wasn't, and accepted the money, with which I bought heroin.

In conclusion, I am a ****ing slut.