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Old June 8th, 2004, 05:55 AM
Mary
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Default Colon Cleansing Program Using Enemas.

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to get a good
enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags and a herbal
body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested


http://www.EnemaKit.com

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary
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Old June 8th, 2004, 06:32 AM
GaryG
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"Mary" wrote in message
om...
Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to get a good
enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags and a herbal
body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested


http://www.EnemaKit.com

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary


Hey, "Mary" (probably Matt in the real world)...are you stupid, or what?
You posted this same bull**** a week ago in these ng's, although last week
you claimed enemas helped you to lose 5 lbs in 1 week.

There is absolutely no evidence that our colons need any artificial "detox"
programs...a good diet that includes fiber and vegetables will detox our
innards just fine.

BTW - for anyone who is interested, here is the domain registration info for
enemakit.com:

P38 Media LLC
P38 Media
1441 Pennsylvania St Suite 18
Denver, co 80218
United States
Phone: +1 (303)3931165

Perhaps
would be interested in your feedback...

That website is hosted by media2host.com - they might be interested in
hearing that Matt (or, "Mary") is spamming ng's. You can send an abuse
report to



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Old June 8th, 2004, 12:17 PM
Doug Freese
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"Mary" wrote in message
om...
Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to get a good
enema bag Kit


On boy oh boy just what the doctor ordered, a goose with a gush. Wash
out all those old wallets and wood shavings clinging on to your colon
walls. Actually you should try a pressure wash like you use to clear
your deck - it really gets into those hard to reach nooks and crannies.
Do you use flavored fluids like douche's? I hear leeches will also cure
insanity.

Ya Gotta love her/him/it's humor. Her and Chung can open a practice
together...Chung and Bung..I can see the sign over the door - "we are
number one in number two."

-DougF


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Old June 8th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Jim Bard
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Announcing a revolutionary new product GUARANTEED to save you time and
money!

Jim's new PitaPaper (tm) is an advanced new dietary supplement in the form
of pita bread with ZERO CARBS! Reconstituted from the cardboard centers of
toilet paper rolls, PitaPaper will enter your digestive tract and use your
natural juices and already-consumed delicious foods to regenerate a purely
fibrous tissue that, upon elimination, eliminates the need for toilet paper!

No more having to remember to write down "toilet paper" on your grocery
list! No more listening to kids holler "Mom, we're out of toilet paper!"
Keep both hands free during nature's golden moment!

Just send $19.95 to Jim for a one year supply or PitaPaper (tm). Act now,
and we'll throw in, absolutely FREE, a JC t-shirt! Hurry, while supplies
last!

Not sold in stores. Limited to one per household member. Some
constrictions apply. Not guaranteed to work for those on low carbohydrate
diets.


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Old June 8th, 2004, 01:46 PM
BJ in Texas
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Mary the ****-bag spammer wrote:

Hope no one is offended.


I find your mere existence on this Earth
to be offensive... take your ****ty scam
elsewhere.

(if this follows true to form there will be
a ****-bag sock puppet along in a moment)

BJ






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Old June 8th, 2004, 02:51 PM
Roger Zoul
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Die, Spammer, Die!




Jim Bard wrote:
:: Announcing a revolutionary new product GUARANTEED to save you time
:: and money!
::
:: Jim's new PitaPaper (tm) is an advanced new dietary supplement in
:: the form of pita bread with ZERO CARBS! Reconstituted from the
:: cardboard centers of toilet paper rolls, PitaPaper will enter your
:: digestive tract and use your natural juices and already-consumed
:: delicious foods to regenerate a purely fibrous tissue that, upon
:: elimination, eliminates the need for toilet paper!
::
:: No more having to remember to write down "toilet paper" on your
:: grocery list! No more listening to kids holler "Mom, we're out of
:: toilet paper!" Keep both hands free during nature's golden moment!
::
:: Just send $19.95 to Jim for a one year supply or PitaPaper (tm).
:: Act now, and we'll throw in, absolutely FREE, a JC t-shirt! Hurry,
:: while supplies last!
::
:: Not sold in stores. Limited to one per household member. Some
:: constrictions apply. Not guaranteed to work for those on low
:: carbohydrate diets.


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Old June 8th, 2004, 06:29 PM
BJ in Texas
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Mary wrote:
Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to
get a good enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags and
a herbal body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested


http://www.EnemaKit.com

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary


A wire-brush is effective -- try one... BJ


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Old June 8th, 2004, 07:08 PM
tcomeau
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(Mary) wrote in message . com...
Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to get a good
enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags and a herbal
body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested


http://www.EnemaKit.com

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary


Hey, I know where you can get some Q-Tip ear swabs, guaranteed to help
you lose .005 grams of weight with every monthly application. Anyone
interested?

TC
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Old June 9th, 2004, 01:47 AM
Bob (this one)
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Default Colon Cleansing Program Using Enemas.

Mary wrote:

Hope no one is offended.

Just thought some people here may be interested in where to get a good
enema bag Kit

They also have a good enema soap that comes with the bags and a herbal
body detox program that I thought was good

Any way, take a look if you think you may be interested


http://www.EnemaKit.com

Some people here may find it usefull

Mary


I'm not sure, but I think this belongs in the brining thread...

Bob

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Old June 9th, 2004, 03:18 AM
revek
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"Bob (this one)" wrote in message
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I'm not sure, but I think this belongs in the brining thread...


*cough* I will never be able to brine, ever. Thanks.

revek


 




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