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  #11  
Old June 13th, 2007, 12:38 AM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:

| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???

If it were easy there would be no fat people.

Simple does not equal easy.

But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:

Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.

It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp

This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:

http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee

Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.

May GOD bless you in HIS mighty way making you hungrier than ever.

Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://ABChung.LiveJournal.com

"Unlike the 2PD-OMER Approach, weight loss diets can't be combined
with well-balanced diets"
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth

  #12  
Old June 13th, 2007, 12:46 AM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital
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On Jun 12, 7:38 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:



Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:


| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???


If it were easy there would be no fat people.


Simple does not equal easy.


But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:


Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.


It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:


http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:


http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.


More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.

  #13  
Old June 13th, 2007, 03:30 AM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Cary Kittrell
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Posts: 109
Default Amazing Weight Loss Tips

In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:
On Jun 12, 7:38 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:



Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:


| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???


If it were easy there would be no fat people.


Simple does not equal easy.


But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:


Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.


It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:


http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:


http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.


More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.


Hey, give him a break: for a brief second there, a flash of humor leaked
through the resolutely mechanical facade.


-- cary


  #14  
Old June 13th, 2007, 01:56 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Hollywood
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On Jun 12, 10:30 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:
More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.


Hey, give him a break: for a brief second there, a flash of humor leaked
through the resolutely mechanical facade.


If laughter is the music of the soul (Neruda, IIRC), this proves that
the Chung Robot is developing a soul. What's next? A dream of some
electric sheep?

  #15  
Old June 13th, 2007, 04:01 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital
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Posts: 11
Default Amazing Weight Loss Tips

On Jun 12, 10:30 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:



On Jun 12, 7:38 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:


Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:


| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???


If it were easy there would be no fat people.


Simple does not equal easy.


But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:


Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.


It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:


http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:


http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.


More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.


Hey, give him a break: for a brief second there, a flash of humor leaked
through the resolutely mechanical facade.


Don't you mean a flash of SATAN? Time for Andrew to condemn himself.



  #16  
Old June 13th, 2007, 05:45 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Cary Kittrell
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Posts: 109
Default Amazing Weight Loss Tips

In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:
On Jun 12, 10:30 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:



On Jun 12, 7:38 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:


Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:


| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???


If it were easy there would be no fat people.


Simple does not equal easy.


But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:


Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.


It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:


http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:


http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.


More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.


Hey, give him a break: for a brief second there, a flash of humor leaked
through the resolutely mechanical facade.


Don't you mean a flash of SATAN? Time for Andrew to condemn himself.




Maybe. After all, Andrew has told us, more than once and in
so many words, that this is no time for laughter.


-- cary


  #17  
Old June 13th, 2007, 06:30 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.support.diabetes,misc.fitness.weights,alt.support.diet,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital
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Posts: 11
Default Amazing Weight Loss Tips

On Jun 13, 12:45 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:



On Jun 12, 10:30 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article .com "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" writes:


On Jun 12, 7:38 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:


Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
neighbor Doug Freyburger wrote:
"FOB" wrote:
wrote:


| It's true what they say - all you need to do is watch what you eat,
| and expend more energy than you consume. It's really that simple. You
| can quit reading this list now, you now know everything you need to
| know...
| Is it so easy???


If it were easy there would be no fat people.


Simple does not equal easy.


But it does show how many people in the world are so stupid
they can't tell simple from easy:


Here's a pickaxe. There's a mountain. Move it 3 meters
south please.


It is written that those with a mustard seed amount of faith would be
able to tell a mountain to jump into the sea and it would happen...


... here's the mountain jumping into the sea:


http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


This Approach comes with a million-dollar guarantee:


http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Man, talk about your bait-and-swith.


It seems you have picked up a lisp :-)


Damn! That theems to be the case.


Perhaps your deviated nasal septum is now associated with a cleft
palate.


More untoward cruelty by Herr Doktor Chung noted.


Hey, give him a break: for a brief second there, a flash of humor leaked
through the resolutely mechanical facade.


Don't you mean a flash of SATAN? Time for Andrew to condemn himself.


Maybe. After all, Andrew has told us, more than once and in
so many words, that this is no time for laughter.


I must remember to play 8th century medieval disemboweling music
when I read his wisdom.

 




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