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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers 1 post from JC to stop whining about how hard it is to change a lightbulb 92 To flame JC for being a “meanie” 3 To post that the original poster should have searched Google first 60 To defend JC to the JC flamers 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar/JC flames. 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take it to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. 101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and involves exercise and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this group. 10 to point out the light bulbs don't have carbs 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 16 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 11 to post URLs about various heath issues caused by light bulbs 6 to post studies that show the health benefits of using light bulbs 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 47 to say this is just what alt.home.electronics was meant for. 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. 1331 posts -- Using M2, Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/m2/ |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a lightbulb? [HUMOR]
ROTFLMFWGAO!!!
(Fat Wide Giggling) Deb 230/207/135 June 2002 - 260; Dec 2002 - 210; March 2004 - 230 Goal for May 31 - 209, reached on May 30 Goal for June 30 - 199 FatBoyThin wrote: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers 1 post from JC to stop whining about how hard it is to change a lightbulb 92 To flame JC for being a “meanie” 3 To post that the original poster should have searched Google first 60 To defend JC to the JC flamers 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar/JC flames. 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take it to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. 101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and involves exercise and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this group. 10 to point out the light bulbs don't have carbs 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 16 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 11 to post URLs about various heath issues caused by light bulbs 6 to post studies that show the health benefits of using light bulbs 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 47 to say this is just what alt.home.electronics was meant for. 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. 1331 posts |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light
funny. count me on saying me too thinks you are funny.
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
FatBoyThin wrote:
| 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light | bulb has been changed | | 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the | light bulb could have been changed differently. | | 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. | | 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light | bulbs. | | 53 to flame the spell checkers | | 1 post from JC to stop whining about how hard it is to change a | lightbulb | | 92 To flame JC for being a "meanie" | | 3 To post that the original poster should have searched Google first | | 60 To defend JC to the JC flamers | | 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar/JC flames. | | 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please | take it to alt.lite.bulb | | 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and | alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. | | 101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light | bulbs and involves exercise and therefore the posts **are** relevant | to this group. | | 10 to point out the light bulbs don't have carbs | | 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where | to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for | this technique, and what brands are faulty. | | 16 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs | | 11 to post URLs about various heath issues caused by light bulbs | | 6 to post studies that show the health benefits of using light bulbs | | 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected | URLs. | | 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to | this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. | | 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all | headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." | | 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot | handle the light bulb controversy. | | 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." | | 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. | | 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. | | 47 to say this is just what alt.home.electronics was meant for. | | 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. | | 1331 posts Slightly revised from it's original posting last year, but still funny! -- Peter 270/215/180 Before/Current Pix: http://users.thelink.net/marengo/wei...htlosspix.html |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 02:07:48 GMT, "marengo" wrote:
Slightly revised from it's original posting last year, but still funny! Last year? This thing's been going around since Adam and Eve. And it's still funny as hell! Carol -- Fasting BG 148 227/217.5/150 (official weigh-in day: Thursday) June Challenge Goal: 213 Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004 Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001 Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a lightbulb? [HUMOR]
Im a newbie to low carb lite bulb changing? and I
woul....................................... to start it again FatBoyThin wrote: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers 1 post from JC to stop whining about how hard it is to change a lightbulb 92 To flame JC for being a “meanie” 3 To post that the original poster should have searched Google first 60 To defend JC to the JC flamers 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar/JC flames. 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take it to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. 101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and involves exercise and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this group. 10 to point out the light bulbs don't have carbs 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 16 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 11 to post URLs about various heath issues caused by light bulbs 6 to post studies that show the health benefits of using light bulbs 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 47 to say this is just what alt.home.electronics was meant for. 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. 1331 posts |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
| On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 02:07:48 GMT, "marengo" | wrote: | || Slightly revised from it's original posting last year, but still || funny! | | Last year? This thing's been going around since Adam and Eve. And | it's still funny as hell! | | Carol Yep! A quick Gooogle search shows that it was first imported to ASDLC from another NG in 1999! The last time I remember seeing it here was last August or so. -- Peter 270/215/180 Before/Current Pix: http://users.thelink.net/marengo/wei...htlosspix.html |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
[addendum]
1 to post that the light bulb thread was started over a year ago 1 to respond that the light bulb thread was actually started earlier than that and in another group. Total 1333 On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 02:55:07 GMT, marengo wrote: Damsel in dis Dress wrote: | On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 02:07:48 GMT, "marengo" | wrote: | || Slightly revised from it's original posting last year, but still || funny! | | Last year? This thing's been going around since Adam and Eve. And | it's still funny as hell! | | Carol Yep! A quick Gooogle search shows that it was first imported to ASDLC from another NG in 1999! The last time I remember seeing it here was last August or so. -- Using M2, Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/m2/ |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
FatBoyThin wrote:
| [addendum] | 1 to post that the light bulb thread was started over a year ago | | 1 to respond that the light bulb thread was actually started earlier | than that and in another group. | | Total 1333 | | | roflmao! -- Peter 270/215/180 Before/Current Pix: http://users.thelink.net/marengo/wei...htlosspix.html |
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How many A.S.D.LC subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? [HUMOR]
Loud Klaxons blaring...........lights flashing....
CAUTION OLD JOKE ALERT ! -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "FatBoyThin" wrote in message news 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. |
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