Some important questions/information

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...7b57d0fbf89ed?

GentleOwlSpirit wrote:
"* irenic *" wrote in message

These are great and gave me my LAUGHS for the day...and I always wondered
about #4!

Peace, Sioux

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
Bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
Self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synonym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?

34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

--

Shalom! Rowland Croucher

'We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of
every passing ship' (General Omar Nelson Bradley)

http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ - 17,900 articles; 4000 jokes/funnies

On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.


Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

Jade

Daedalus wrote:
On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Andrew wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

HE did not.

Name-calling simply serves to show that you are lost.

May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...7b57d0fbf89ed?

On 13 Sep 2006 10:32:00 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:
On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Andrew wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

HE did not.

HE did so!


Name-calling simply serves to show that you are lost.

That is not a logical conclusion. What is your evidence that my name
calling is correlated to being lost?


May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

Do you really love me, Chunky??? Does that mean you wanna marry me? I
don't want no big fancy church wedding though.

I always preferred a justice of the peace by a pond myself. Could we
have a hog roast and square dance afterwards?

I just know my parents are going to love you! My daddy will take you
huntin' for Jehovah's witnesses. It's funny to see 'em squirm when he
ties them to the truck.

Jade

Daedalus wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Andrew wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

HE did not.

HE did so!

Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).

May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...7b57d0fbf89ed?

On 13 Sep 2006 11:36:31 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Andrew wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

HE did not.

HE did so!

Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).

How do you know I don't have the lord, trunculus? How do you know I am
not the LORD speaking to you now?

You said you loved me unconditionally. Prove it.


May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

You don't really love anyone but Andrew Chunk Pee ech Dee.

You know what's really in your heart, false prophet.

Jade

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

At the risk of feeding the troll,

Since when? Surely, Darwin himself remains as dead as Gen. Francisco
Franco and Iesu of Nazzareth. But just as the teachings of Iesu live on
in various forms (including your incredibly annoying and likely
misguided version) and the joke about Gen. Franco continues, so too do
the theories of Charles Darwin.

Please read The Ancient's Tale and get back to those of us who live in
a disproveable world. Also, please do not give us an argument from
irreducability, also known as personal incredulity. It's old and it's
nonsense, and anyone with half a brain can figure it out.

-Hollywood, who hates it when alleged scientists go messing with the
real thing.

Daedalus wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Andrew wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.

Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

HE did not.

HE did so!

Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).

How do you know I don't have the lord, trunculus?

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into name-calling.

May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...7b57d0fbf89ed?


How do you know I am
not the LORD speaking to you now?

You said you loved me unconditionally. Prove it.


May GOD continue to keep your heart beating, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally.

You don't really love anyone but Andrew Chunk Pee ech Dee.

You know what's really in your heart, false prophet.

Jade

On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:54:26 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

On 13 Sep 2006 09:41:13 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

In the interim, monkeys and apes still live :-)

May GOD coutinue to heal our hearts, dear sister Sioux whom I love
unconditionally.


Why did God make you such an ignorant tard, Chunky?

Its tempting to respond to Up Chucks idiotic tirades but then I realise that nothing
anyone says will get through to him.

Jade

Barry
=====
Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og

"Hollywood" writes:


Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Yes.

Darwin's theory of evolution remains dead.

At the risk of feeding the troll,

Since when? Surely, Darwin himself remains as dead as Gen. Francisco
Franco and Iesu of Nazzareth. But just as the teachings of Iesu live on
in various forms (including your incredibly annoying and likely
misguided version) and the joke about Gen. Franco continues, so too do
the theories of Charles Darwin.

Please read The Ancient's Tale and get back to those of us who live in
^^^^^^^
a disproveable world. Also, please do not give us an argument from
irreducability, also known as personal incredulity. It's old and it's
nonsense, and anyone with half a brain can figure it out.

Don't you mean "The Ancestor's Tale", by Richard Dawkins?

-Hollywood, who hates it when alleged scientists go messing with the
real thing.

Salaam
Ken Smith

--
Dr Ken Smith - Christian, husband, unpaid mathematician, skeptic, ...
`Gladia said, evenly, "Don't even think it, Captain." D. G.'s eyebrows
rose. "There's no way I can be prevented from thinking it, but I won't
do anything, madam." ' from Isaac Asimov, "Robots and Empire"