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Question for Ragnar
On Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:59:33 -0700 (PDT), Ragnar
wrote: On Sep 24, 6:34*pm, Jason wrote: Ragnar - With the virtual explosion of obesity in our great nation today there are now a huge number of men with very large wives. Given that marathons are quite popular in the U.S. today. Given that many of the very large wives are not physically able to run a marathon. Given that the organizer of a popular public event receives a lot of positive public recognition. With all this in mind a man with a good measure *of organizational skills could well plan out a new and different type of marathon. Image if you will. *A relatively light weight *(aluminum) pony cart, in the cart the obese wife, pulling the cart the weight tolerant husband. An enhancement of all he above could be the establishment of a scoring handicap program based upon the total weight of the wife relative to the other wives. *The heavier ones wife is the more handicap points the husband would receive. Now, Ragnar, the question. *If such an event was planned, organized and executed in *your area would you and Renee be participants?. AND, can you see yourself as the organizer? The right person could achieve a lot of self satisfaction by being stepping up to the plate of public service. *Think of the accolades one might receive from "Weight Watchers" *"TOPS" and other similar organizations. Perhaps even a personal appearance with Richard Simmons and/or Dr. Phil. It definitely would be on the news channels. Jason How long did it take you to dream up this lame attempt at looking clever? Hopefully you didn’t tax yourself too much and suffer and brain embolism in the process. BTW, since you appear to have put a lot of thought into this, why don’t YOU organize such an event? You could go around town personally inviting fat women and their husbands to participate. In fact I think watching that would be a lot more entertaining. Who doesn’t love the sight of a socially inept asshole like you getting his ass handed to him in public? LOL. Ragnar Rags - I have read your reply and your omission is most glaring. The question was asked "if such as event was planned, organized and executed in your area would you and Renee be participates." This was the most primary focus of the entire posting and for whatever reason you skipped right over it. Instead you asked if I would assume the project of organization, Now to answer your question asking if I would organize the event. Considering that I do not have a humongous lady to participate in the event with me I really am lacking in the motivation to go forward with it and believe that it would be far more appropriate for you than I. I have no doubts that Renee would be of great assistance in publicizing the project among other humongous ladies. (I don't have any at all available at my beck and call) If you decide to go ahead with it I do have a suggestion. Having the lightweight pony carts custom made would entail a considerable expense, so I have what appears to be WIN/WIN solution to that aspect of the operation. Forget about having the pony carts custom made. Check out the following link: http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/47..._rickshaw.html The cost of these rickshaws would be far less that what it would cost by having the pony carts manufactured. Then when the marathon event concludes there is the opportunity of selling the rickshaws to a company specializing in servicing tourists in such cities as San Francisco, San Diego, Las Vegas or New York City. It is not only possible but probable that you could even realize a profit on reselling the rickshaws. In addition the publicity received during the marathon should boost the sales exposure of the vehicles later. Of course that is dependant upon Renee and her humongous lady friends not doing serious damage the vehicles by overloading them. It would be wise to check out the maximum designed weigh bearing capacity first. You might also want to ascertain the seat widths. PS - Warning --- By no means should you include Lady Veteran in this project. Mythology states that King Midas had the Golden Touch. In contrast Blobbi has the "Defecation Touch", everything she touches turns to Doo Doo. PS-2 -- The National Association to Association to Advance Fat Acceptance may well chose you for special honors if you do become the organizer of this event. Good Luck Jason |
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