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Old August 2nd, 2004, 04:57 PM
Saffire
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I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)

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Old August 2nd, 2004, 06:26 PM
Damsel in dis Dress
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:57:04 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)


ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?

Carol
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227/211/150 (Thursdays)
Fasting BG: 121
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
http://photos.yahoo.com/carol_arie
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Old August 2nd, 2004, 06:47 PM
Lady o' the house
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Possibly some hallucinogenic cheese or pork rinds...

LOL! ;-D

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Linda
296/210/160
LC since Oct. 13, 2003
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"Damsel in dis Dress" wrote in message
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:57:04 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into

a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed

getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned

around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS

came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing

the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST

15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID

squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they

really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)


ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?

Carol
--
227/211/150 (Thursdays)
Fasting BG: 121
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
http://photos.yahoo.com/carol_arie



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Old August 2nd, 2004, 06:47 PM
Lady o' the house
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Possibly some hallucinogenic cheese or pork rinds...

LOL! ;-D

--
Linda
296/210/160
LC since Oct. 13, 2003
http://home.att.net/~lewis_linda/index.html


"Damsel in dis Dress" wrote in message
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:57:04 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into

a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed

getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned

around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS

came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing

the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST

15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID

squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they

really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)


ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?

Carol
--
227/211/150 (Thursdays)
Fasting BG: 121
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
http://photos.yahoo.com/carol_arie



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Old August 2nd, 2004, 07:31 PM
Damsel in dis Dress
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 10:52:34 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

In article , damsel-
says...
On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:57:04 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)


ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?


Bacon and a carb smart vanilla bar :-)


Lay off those bars, lady! LOL!

Carol
--
227/211/150 (Thursdays)
Fasting BG: 121
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
http://photos.yahoo.com/carol_arie
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Old August 2nd, 2004, 07:31 PM
Damsel in dis Dress
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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 10:52:34 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

In article , damsel-
says...
On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 08:57:04 -0700, Saffire
wrote:

I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned into a gravel
parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around. I narrowly missed getting
hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a logging truck that had just turned around.
Whew, close call! THEN, a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came
flying out of the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the
car. Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST 15' high
each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last of which DID squish my
car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working hard to slam into me, and they really
ARE hard to dodge sometimes :-)


ROFL! What the hell did you eat before going to bed last night?


Bacon and a carb smart vanilla bar :-)


Lay off those bars, lady! LOL!

Carol
--
227/211/150 (Thursdays)
Fasting BG: 121
Bernstein Diabetes Solution 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
http://photos.yahoo.com/carol_arie
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Old August 2nd, 2004, 08:41 PM
Roger Zoul
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Saffire wrote:
:: I had a frightening dream this morning. I was in my car and turned
:: into a gravel parking lot next to a factory in order to turn around.
:: I narrowly missed getting hit by MASSIVE logs that fell out of a
:: logging truck that had just turned around. Whew, close call! THEN,
:: a GIANT can (at LEAST 15' high) of BAKED BEANS came flying out of
:: the factory and bounced a couple of times, narrowly missing the car.
:: Whew! What were the odds? THEN 3 GIANT (again, each one at LEAST
:: 15' high each) POTATOES came bouncing out of the factory, the last
:: of which DID squish my car! Damn, those carbs are REALLY working
:: hard to slam into me, and they really ARE hard to dodge sometimes
:: :-)

Oh no! This is your body telling you that it wants some baked beans and
potatoes, and if you don't give it up you're going to pay the consequences.


:0


 




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