Is Butter a Carb??

-Christmas Eve I stopped counting calories and had dinner with the
family then went clubbing with a friend. We ended up at a transvestite
bar at beverly hills and let me just say that was some sort of ...
interstingness. most of the trannies were extremely thin but they
looked really really good -- because they had muscle tone. I was super
jealous. vowed to start doing pilates with buddy to acheive california
chic-ness.

-Christmas day -- spent day with freiend getting ready to go to San
Francisco to visit another friend. discovered that putting a darker
shade of bronzer under my chin totally made my face slimmer. Loved it.
The roadtrip from LA to San Fran was fabulous. We made 4 or 5 pit
stops and I had a parfait from McDonalds. Y-U-M! later that night i had
a subway six inch -- roast beef/turkey/ham on wheat, toasted, with
spinach leaves, and horseradish dressing -- i would recommend that to
everyone -- it was delicious and loaded with protein but not too fatty.
lots of diet cokes/pepsi all around. I love driving with a friend who
is also dieting.

At each pitstop my friend and i kept on yelling at each other, "honey,
maybe you should get a salad." and the other one would reply,
"goddammit, i'm big AND beautiful!" (and slamming the nearest object
against a hard surface.) It was so great, it completely took the guilty
edge off because it put in perspective how ridiculous one would sound
saying that to oneself.

-Day after Christmas -- still not counting calories, by the time we woke
up and got ourselves to china town for "brunch" it was already 6:00pm.
not sure how that happened. along the way we did snack on mixed nuts and
guacomole chips. but overall we did well. then we went home and stuffed
ourselves with some more pasta and chicken. it felt like a big time
pigout day, but honestly at least we had a salad....(we're big AND
beautiful dammit!)

-Today -- brunch was club sandwich with smoked turkey and avocado (I
even became proactive and asked them to leave off the mayo) it was kind
of dry but the avocado took the edge off the dryness -- so i didn't
suffer much . that was some sort of good. I love how now i try to
watch what I eat, i totally appreciate good food even more (if that's
even possible!) On the drive back, we stopped for a mcdonald's salad
and i snacked on dried cuttle fish (courtesy of chinatown) -- i love not
feeling STUFFED all the time. Altho i'm not thin yet i feel that this
year (2005, not 2004) is really my year and that I will be able to
finally have a healthy attitude towards food as opposed to the love/hate
relationship i'm so accustomed to. Excited!!!

p.s. kudos if you recognize what movie my subject line is quoting.

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Sounds like a fab Christmas!

One of my friends is a male transvestite, and he has GREAT legs. *jealousy*


Rachel

nope, unfortunately i really am that shallow

"Fairweather Princess" wrote in message
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nope, unfortunately i really am that shallow


Read the nutrition information on the package. It will say that there are 0
carbs.

Butter is basically all fat.

Daven Thrice wrote:
"Fairweather Princess" wrote in message
oups.com...
nope, unfortunately i really am that shallow


Read the nutrition information on the package. It will say that there
are 0
carbs.

Butter is basically all fat.

Follow the thread, Daven, it was a joke.
Martha
Real Men wear pants over their asses