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Eat all you want and lose weight
It is possible to eat all you want and still want to lose weight.
It's pretty simple too. You need to find a person infested with tape worms and transfer some of the eggs from their feces into your body by mouth. This can be accomplished in many ways, with the most common being oral to anal sexual intercourse between consenting adults. However there are other ways, such as eating the feces from an infected person (or animal). Once this is accomplished, wait a few weeks until the tape worms infest your body. You will soon begin to lose weight automatically, and you do not need to do anything further. Eat all you want, and the worms will consume most of what you eat, gaining in size themselves, rather than adding fat to your body. The next time someone tells you to "Eat ****", they are actually telling you to lose weight. Do as they say, and you'll make them happy. Wiggle |
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Eat all you want and lose weight
Well, scatological trolling aside, deliberate tape worms might be an
alternative to WLS. I wonder what the side effects are? Doctors use maggots and leaches on patients these days, why not tape worms? wrote in message ... It is possible to eat all you want and still want to lose weight. It's pretty simple too. You need to find a person infested with tape worms and transfer some of the eggs from their feces into your body by mouth. This can be accomplished in many ways, with the most common being oral to anal sexual intercourse between consenting adults. However there are other ways, such as eating the feces from an infected person (or animal). Once this is accomplished, wait a few weeks until the tape worms infest your body. You will soon begin to lose weight automatically, and you do not need to do anything further. Eat all you want, and the worms will consume most of what you eat, gaining in size themselves, rather than adding fat to your body. The next time someone tells you to "Eat ****", they are actually telling you to lose weight. Do as they say, and you'll make them happy. Wiggle |
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