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Old December 8th, 2007, 09:13 PM posted to alt.support.diet,soc.support.fat-acceptance
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Default Eat all you want and lose weight

It is possible to eat all you want and still want to lose weight.
It's pretty simple too. You need to find a person infested with tape
worms and transfer some of the eggs from their feces into your body by
mouth. This can be accomplished in many ways, with the most common
being oral to anal sexual intercourse between consenting adults.
However there are other ways, such as eating the feces from an
infected person (or animal). Once this is accomplished, wait a few
weeks until the tape worms infest your body. You will soon begin to
lose weight automatically, and you do not need to do anything further.
Eat all you want, and the worms will consume most of what you eat,
gaining in size themselves, rather than adding fat to your body.

The next time someone tells you to "Eat ****", they are actually
telling you to lose weight. Do as they say, and you'll make them
happy.

Wiggle
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Old December 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM posted to alt.support.diet
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Default Eat all you want and lose weight

Well, scatological trolling aside, deliberate tape worms might be an
alternative to WLS.
I wonder what the side effects are?

Doctors use maggots and leaches on patients these days, why not tape worms?


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It is possible to eat all you want and still want to lose weight.
It's pretty simple too. You need to find a person infested with tape
worms and transfer some of the eggs from their feces into your body by
mouth. This can be accomplished in many ways, with the most common
being oral to anal sexual intercourse between consenting adults.
However there are other ways, such as eating the feces from an
infected person (or animal). Once this is accomplished, wait a few
weeks until the tape worms infest your body. You will soon begin to
lose weight automatically, and you do not need to do anything further.
Eat all you want, and the worms will consume most of what you eat,
gaining in size themselves, rather than adding fat to your body.

The next time someone tells you to "Eat ****", they are actually
telling you to lose weight. Do as they say, and you'll make them
happy.

Wiggle



 




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