Announcing: The NEW! and Already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement from MFW Tech!

Announcing: The NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement
from MFW Tech!



1 April 2007

Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
MFW Biochem Techology Division
Bionicbullametric Marketing Department

For Immediate Release:

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In article .com,
"Prisoner at War" wrote:

Announcing: The NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement
from MFW Tech!

Yawn. Not even a good attempt at a troll. No surprises there, you don't
appear to be good at much, so being a poor troll is par for the course.
Your mother must be very proud....carry on.