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Old September 13th, 2005, 05:22 AM
Marengo
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Default Jest fer fun! ... Low Carb Diet Ditty

Two or three years ago I wrote a low-carb parody to the chorus of
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," This evening I added a couple of
verses and submitted it to a Parody website.

Jest fer fun!

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"Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis"
To the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"


Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

I pigged out and really started putting on the weight
Then my Doc said, Lose it now ... or see that Pearly Gate!
I decided eggs and bacon's really where it's at;
Friends and Family thought I'd flipped from eating so much fat!

Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

BP dropped; my IBS and GERT both went away,
As I dropped pounds my medications waned to once a day!
My stomach shrunk; and now I really am glad to be me:
First time in nearly fifteen years - I now can see my weenie!

Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Supelowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

--
Peter
Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo


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Old September 13th, 2005, 04:01 PM
Hannah Gruen
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Very clever, Peter. I don't think I saw it the first time.

HG


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Old September 14th, 2005, 10:29 PM
Kay
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"Marengo" wrote in message
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Two or three years ago I wrote a low-carb parody to the chorus of
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," This evening I added a couple of
verses and submitted it to a Parody website.

Jest fer fun!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis"
To the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"


Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

I pigged out and really started putting on the weight
Then my Doc said, Lose it now ... or see that Pearly Gate!
I decided eggs and bacon's really where it's at;
Friends and Family thought I'd flipped from eating so much fat!

Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

BP dropped; my IBS and GERT both went away,
As I dropped pounds my medications waned to once a day!
My stomach shrunk; and now I really am glad to be me:
First time in nearly fifteen years - I now can see my weenie!

Superlowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis
Even though my doctor thinks it's something quite atrocious
Atkins, Bernstein, South Beach too, to me are quite precocious,
Supelowcarbfatandproteinputsmeinketosis!

Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...
Yum griddle griddle grease yum griddle fry ...

--
Peter
Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo


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