Electrolyte derangements with low-carb dieting.

**Ophelia[_2_]** · December 15th, 2007, 08:30 PM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

Jackie Patti wrote:
Susan wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote:

I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from
*anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never
tell them!

Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy!

Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick!

Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy?????????????

*cough*

**Jackie Patti** · December 15th, 2007, 08:54 PM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

Ophelia wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote:
Susan wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote:

I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from
*anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never
tell them!
Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy!
Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick!

Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy?????????????

*cough*

Wehn it comes to accepting expensive gifts, I'm a regular slut!

--
http://www.ornery-geeks.org/consulting/

**Ophelia[_2_]** · December 15th, 2007, 08:57 PM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

Jackie Patti wrote:
Ophelia wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote:
Susan wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote:

I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from
*anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never
tell them!
Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy!
Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick!

Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy?????????????

*cough*

Wehn it comes to accepting expensive gifts, I'm a regular slut!

G attagirl

em · December 16th, 2007, 01:56 AM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

Hey Susan,

This is wonderful! I'm really looking forward to it.

Great. OK, I assume you have a fast car. You need to break me out of jail.
Are you a good shot? I know you can lift a couch, but can you throw a
grenade? We'll hit a bank and a jewelery store on the way to the airport. I
have a little mountain hideaway "back east" (Azerbaijan) we'll need to stay
in while we close escrow on the castle, oh, you'll need to wear a veil while
we're there. We may have to visit a few places while we're on the lamb. Once
they realize we're together, they'll be after you, too. Are you good with
languages? You'll need to brush up on your Farsi, Azeri and I hope you're
pretty good with Russian. (No worries, we can listen to language tapes on
the plane, its a 39 hour flight with six layovers.) By the way, do you have
a color printer? I need to email our passports to you so that you can print
them up. There are nine sets of passports, for obvious reasons.

Re. Tom, no worries. He can play hostage & we'll dump him at the airport.

Hey, sweetheart, I'm _really_ looking forward to meeting you! I'll have my
buddy Guido stop by your place tomorrow to drop off some guns. Also, he'll
be leaving you with a package that you need to deliver on Monday. Whatever
you do, DO NOT open the package!

See you soon!

Love,

Mike

**Ophelia[_2_]** · December 16th, 2007, 07:42 AM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

em wrote:
Hey Susan,

This is wonderful! I'm really looking forward to it.

Great. OK, I assume you have a fast car. You need to break me out of
jail. Are you a good shot? I know you can lift a couch, but can you
throw a grenade? We'll hit a bank and a jewelery store on the way to
the airport. I have a little mountain hideaway "back east"
(Azerbaijan) we'll need to stay in while we close escrow on the
castle, oh, you'll need to wear a veil while we're there. We may have
to visit a few places while we're on the lamb. Once they realize
we're together, they'll be after you, too. Are you good with
languages? You'll need to brush up on your Farsi, Azeri and I hope
you're pretty good with Russian. (No worries, we can listen to
language tapes on the plane, its a 39 hour flight with six layovers.)
By the way, do you have a color printer? I need to email our
passports to you so that you can print them up. There are nine sets
of passports, for obvious reasons.
Re. Tom, no worries. He can play hostage & we'll dump him at the
airport.
Hey, sweetheart, I'm _really_ looking forward to meeting you! I'll
have my buddy Guido stop by your place tomorrow to drop off some
guns. Also, he'll be leaving you with a package that you need to
deliver on Monday. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the package!

LOL

O who has lost interest

)

**Jackie Patti** · December 16th, 2007, 01:53 PM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

Susan wrote:

Have you met Jackie Patti??? ;-D

I've decided you can keep him as it sounds as if when em buys expensive
gifts for a gal, they need to come with a script for cortisol.

--
http://www.ornery-geeks.org/consulting/

em · December 17th, 2007, 07:19 AM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb

"Jackie Patti" wrote in message
...
Susan wrote:

Have you met Jackie Patti??? ;-D

I've decided you can keep him as it sounds as if when em buys expensive
gifts for a gal, they need to come with a script for cortisol.

Oh, c'mon sweetie. Can't we just kiss & make up?

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