Does the Atkins Diet work?

Does the Atkins Diet work?
My experiences with the Atkins diet.
http://www.helium.com/tm/145238/alwa...re-chair-front

Masher wrote:
Does the Atkins Diet work?
My experiences with the Atkins diet.
http://www.helium.com/tm/145238/alwa...re-chair-front



It helps to be human for the Atkins diet to work.

It doesn't work for Rabbits, for example, because rabbits don't like
pork sausage and eggs. :-)

On Feb 20, 6:59 pm, "Masher" wrote:
Does the Atkins Diet work?
My experiences with the Atkins diet.http://www.helium.com/tm/145238/alwa...re-chair-front

So, there is more to the Atkins diet than just eating meat, right?

You have to eat until satisfied, not full.

You have to eat vegetables.

You have to exercise.

I could go on, but why bother.

"Masher" wrote:

My experiences with the Atkins diet.
http://www.helium.com/tm/145238/alwa...re-chair-front

What you describe is not what Atkins is. Before discussing their
reactions to a diet competant people actually try it first.

On Feb 21, 1:59 am, "Masher" wrote:
Does the Atkins Diet work?
My experiences with the Atkins diet.http://www.helium.com/tm/145238/alwa...re-chair-front

For any weight loss plan, you should change your settled lifestyle to
see results.

This involves either decreasing Calorie intake, most importantly,
through cutting down the carbohydrate intake, or increasing the
Calorie output through physical activity.

Dr. Atkins was the first one who put the theory into practice. His
diet plan is based on "ketosis", a known physiological mechanism that
shifts the process of maintaining blood glucose levels- the glucose
store of the brain- from external supply,
which is determined by appetite alone, to an internal glucose supply,
whic is made by the liver from proteins and fats.

The diet works when you are strictly bound to the plan. The first
thing needed is that you should have the mindset of "changing life
style", before starting the plan.

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Atkins himself is dead. So yes, his diet DOES WORK. It works if you
want to DIE.

He died of a smashed skull becuase he slipped on some ice.

Some people obviously have no brains at all.

Like the ones who think slipping on some ice and getting a smashed
skull has anything to do with diet. Except wait a minute. He was
rich enough to never work a day again in his life, but thanks to his
diet he was in good enough health that he continued to work because
he liked working. He was rich enough he could afford a limo to take
him to and from work but he was healthy enough thanks to his diet
that he walked to work.

Dr A had no brains because they were bashed out of his skull by
force. What's your excuse? It can't possibly be as good as his.

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On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:59:43 -0600, "Masher" wrote:

Does the Atkins Diet work?

Atkins himself is dead. So yes, his diet DOES WORK. It works if you
want to DIE. Some people obviously have no brains at all. The guy is
dead, yet they continue to follow his diet. Does anyone see anything
wrong with this picture?

He didn't die because of his diet. He died because he fell on an icy
sidewalk and his brain swelled up.

Errr this may come as a big surprise to you but we all will die.... sooner
or later you included. If you think someone slipping on the ice, suffering
with coma and a subdural hematoma and then going into full system organ
failure had something to do with what he was eating then I guess we all know
where that leaves you.

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Atkins himself is dead. So yes, his diet DOES WORK. It works if you
want to DIE. Some people obviously have no brains at all.

On Feb 27, 5:31 am, wrote:
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:18:47 GMT, "Tracey"
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:59:43 -0600, "Masher" wrote:

Does the Atkins Diet work?

Atkins himself is dead. So yes, his diet DOES WORK. It works if you
want to DIE. Some people obviously have no brains at all. The guy is
dead, yet they continue to follow his diet. Does anyone see anything
wrong with this picture?

He didn't die because of his diet. He died because he fell on an icy
sidewalk and his brain swelled up.

There's the proof. If his diet was so great, how come he did not have
good balance? A healthy person wont simply fall on ice or anything
else because they have good balance. The only time a healthy person
falls is when they are pushed or hit by a car or something like that.
Not only that, but why did his brain swell? If he was healthy that
would not have happened. Besides, did YOU see him fall? How do you
know this is true? If there is any truth to this at all, he likely
fell due to clogged arteries and was having a stroke when he fell. I
want to see the medical and autopsy records. He lied during his life
and very likely lied at the moment of death.

Let's see what your balance is like on ice when you're in your 70's.
You make it sound like he died at 40, when in fact he had a normal and
lifespan.

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:: On Feb 27, 5:31 am, wrote:
::: On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:18:47 GMT, "Tracey"
::: wrote:
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:::: wrote in message
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::::: On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:59:43 -0600, "Masher"
::::: wrote:
:::
:::::: Does the Atkins Diet work?
:::
::::: Atkins himself is dead. So yes, his diet DOES WORK. It works if
::::: you want to DIE. Some people obviously have no brains at all.
::::: The guy is dead, yet they continue to follow his diet. Does
::::: anyone see anything wrong with this picture?
:::
:::: He didn't die because of his diet. He died because he fell on an
:::: icy sidewalk and his brain swelled up.
:::
::: There's the proof. If his diet was so great, how come he did not
::: have good balance? A healthy person wont simply fall on ice or
::: anything else because they have good balance. The only time a
::: healthy person falls is when they are pushed or hit by a car or
::: something like that. Not only that, but why did his brain swell?
::: If he was healthy that would not have happened. Besides, did YOU
::: see him fall? How do you know this is true? If there is any truth
::: to this at all, he likely fell due to clogged arteries and was
::: having a stroke when he fell. I want to see the medical and
::: autopsy records. He lied during his life and very likely lied at
::: the moment of death.
::
:: Let's see what your balance is like on ice when you're in your 70's.
:: You make it sound like he died at 40, when in fact he had a normal
:: and lifespan.

hahaha.....this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.