Death Cereal

I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Most of us want to live, but
there are suicidal people who would prefer the death variety. The
cereal makers are not tapping into the market for Death Cereal, and
are losing sales. It would not be that difficult to produce, simply
add some sort of poison to any of their regular brands and label the
box "Death Cereal", with a skull and cross bones on the box. Lets get
with the times, some of us want to die.

Frunology Center
USDR.edu

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I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Most of us want to live, but
there are suicidal people who would prefer the death variety. The
cereal makers are not tapping into the market for Death Cereal, and
are losing sales. It would not be that difficult to produce, simply
add some sort of poison to any of their regular brands and label the
box "Death Cereal", with a skull and cross bones on the box. Lets get
with the times, some of us want to die.

Frunology Center
USDR.edu


how about we just pour some milk on this post

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote:

I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal.

Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

Ivan Marsh wrote:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote:

I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal.

Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

I was going to submit as example the Chocolate Lucky Charms my kids like.

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Real witches don't float so good.
- The Dresden Files

"Ravenlynne" wrote in message
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Ivan Marsh wrote:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote:

I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal.

Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.

I was going to submit as example the Chocolate Lucky Charms my kids like.

--

Real witches don't float so good.
- The Dresden Files

hahahaha

Great idea!. How about a melange of toxic substances mixed in with some corm
flakes with a picture of Jack Kevorkian grinning on the package.

F.J.

On Dec 14, 7:28 am, wrote:
I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it?

Actually they already do ... in disguise tho .. unless you know how to
read the labels on them ... alot/most cereals already have 'partially
hydrogenated oils' (transfats) in them and of course all that corn
syrup crap ..


joanne

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I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it?

They stopped making it when they ran out of customers.

Bruce.

this was an amusing post. you can make "death cereal" simply by
sprinkling 2 tsp Arsenic ontop of "life cereal"

wrote:
I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Most of us want to live, but
there are suicidal people who would prefer the death variety. The
cereal makers are not tapping into the market for Death Cereal, and
are losing sales. It would not be that difficult to produce, simply
add some sort of poison to any of their regular brands and label the
box "Death Cereal", with a skull and cross bones on the box. Lets get
with the times, some of us want to die.

Frunology Center
USDR.edu

Well if you want the good cereal you have to reach high or low. The
middle cereal is where all the sugar added stuff is located. Shredded
Wheat and whole grain puffed rice and wheat is so high that half the
population cannot reach it in WalMart. Oatmeal is on the bottom shelf.
Now if they add sugar, etc. to that oatmeal, they put the resultant
cereal up a little higher. I'm sure Life would not be on the top or
bottom shelf. The only whole grain cereals are oatmeal, shredded wheat
and puffed brown rice, wheat anc corn, far as I know. There is a whole
bunch of stuff with some whole wheat in it though, but that wouldn't be
as good for you. dkw