Want to lose 20 lbs in 6 days?

Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

Took me more like 14 days to lose 20 lbs with only a T&A but
yes... It is quite effective.

db


"Michael Varney" wrote in message
...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER
intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

Hi Michael,
On 22-Feb-2004, "Michael Varney" wrote:

Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the
food you can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm
Snip

I'm assuming you just had this done? If so I'm glad you're feeling
feisty enough to get on the 'net now. I giggled when I read the post
- I could hear the generic "Announcer Man" voice as I read it.

Take care of yourself (be selfish if you have to),
Carmen

"Michael Varney" wrote in message ...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

My plan isn't quite as effective, but its much less painful. On my
plan you lose 7 pounds in 3 days. Here's how it works.

Be admitted to the hospital for a GI hemorrhage and be put on liquids.
Be sure to tell the staff that you are diabetic so you'll be certain
to get only non-diabetic meals.

Every time your meal arrives, send it back because its not diabetic.
Then the staff will forget about you and you'll be without food.

Get so desperate for food, that you wheel your IV pole all the way to
the hospital cafeteria, only to discover that they are all out of
broth and sugar-free jello (this is the exercise part of the plan).

After 3 days, they give you some blood and send you home, thin and
heading for the booze.

Only drawbacks are no pain pills, no sleep, and, of course, the
hospital roommate from hell.

That's how I spent Christmas. Hope you feel better, soon!

Mary Sue

Only drawbacks are no pain pills, no sleep, and, of course, the
hospital roommate from hell.

That's how I spent Christmas. Hope you feel better, soon!

Mary Sue


Wow. And I thought my Christmas was bad. I was able to lose 6 pounds with
vomiting and diarrhea for 3 days (water weight, gained it all back) from a
stomach virus. And another 3 pounds later that week with bronchitis and strep
throat. But at least I was at home in a warm and comfortable bed.

Yvonne

"Michael Varney" wrote in message ...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

Eww! I do remember the ol' T&A real good. Too bad it didnt stand for
Tits and Ass on your end of it eh??? huh???? My throat hurt so bad I
could hardly swallow water. It was 1985 and I was 23. My first solid
food 2 weeks later was super mushy over cooked rice and a ripe banana
and it didnt go down well either. I have sleep apnea and toyed with
the rest of the surgery you had but I think after contemplating about
the T&A long enough, I convinced myself nasal pillows and the CPAP
were going to be just fine for me LOL. Get well quick!!Laureen

Laureen wrote:

"Michael Varney" wrote in message ...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

Eww! I do remember the ol' T&A real good. Too bad it didnt stand for
Tits and Ass on your end of it eh??? huh???? My throat hurt so bad I
could hardly swallow water. It was 1985 and I was 23. My first solid
food 2 weeks later was super mushy over cooked rice and a ripe banana
and it didnt go down well either. I have sleep apnea and toyed with
the rest of the surgery you had but I think after contemplating about
the T&A long enough, I convinced myself nasal pillows and the CPAP
were going to be just fine for me LOL. Get well quick!!Laureen

I, too, have been contemplating that surgery for years. I am
hoping I am less in need of it now that I have lost some
weight--and will lose more. Sounds bad--but with an ultimately
good result.
--
Jean B.

"Carmen" wrote in message
.. .
Hi Michael,
On 22-Feb-2004, "Michael Varney" wrote:

Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the
food you can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm
Snip

I'm assuming you just had this done?

A week ago this Tusday. Three days in the hospital.
How is this for scary....
You are waking up from the first operation when you hear a Dr. Yell; "Oh
****... we have a bleeder! Asperate him and prepare a trach... get him back
on the bed."
Then the mask decends and you grey out.
I have been told by many Dr.'s that the UPPP with the nose works and
tonsillectomy etc. is one of the most painful surgeries. I would have to
agree.

If so I'm glad you're feeling
feisty enough to get on the 'net now.

Opiate derivatives are wonderful!
That... and cats are better than vicodin!

I giggled when I read the post
- I could hear the generic "Announcer Man" voice as I read it.

Take care of yourself (be selfish if you have to),


Thanks!

"Mary Sue Williams" wrote in message
om...
"Michael Varney" wrote in message
...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food
you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this
the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this
plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER
intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

My plan isn't quite as effective, but its much less painful. On my
plan you lose 7 pounds in 3 days. Here's how it works.

Be admitted to the hospital for a GI hemorrhage and be put on liquids.
Be sure to tell the staff that you are diabetic so you'll be certain
to get only non-diabetic meals.

Every time your meal arrives, send it back because its not diabetic.
Then the staff will forget about you and you'll be without food.

Get so desperate for food, that you wheel your IV pole all the way to
the hospital cafeteria, only to discover that they are all out of
broth and sugar-free jello (this is the exercise part of the plan).

After 3 days, they give you some blood and send you home, thin and
heading for the booze.

Only drawbacks are no pain pills, no sleep, and, of course, the
hospital roommate from hell.

That's how I spent Christmas. Hope you feel better, soon!

Sorry to hear about the hospital stay!
In all... my poor cats suffered more I think. They went 3 days without the
wet catfood. They sure were complaining when I came back!

"Laureen" wrote in message
m...
"Michael Varney" wrote in message
...
Want to lose 20 pounds in less than 6 days, and still eat all the food
you
can?
Do you wish to see those pounds melt off, without any exercise?

Now you can lose the weight! Here is how you do it!

Get a UPPP with septiolplasty, turbinate trim, tonsillectomy and
adenoidectomy all at the same time!
http://www.osasurgery.com/UPPP.htm

That is right... all you have to do is have your tonsils removed, uvula
excised, adenoids cored out, and soft palate trimmed! Along with this
the
straightening of a deviated septum and turbinate trimming can have you
melting just MELTING off the pounds!

As an added bonus, you get a 2 weeks supply of various High Powered Pain
medications, just like the kind Rush Limbaugh uses! That's right!
Percodan... Vicodin... Demerol.... LIQUID OXYCODONE!

Tired of exercising but are still not able to lose weight? With this
plan
you do not have to worry about the laws of thermodynamics! You NEVER
intake
more energy than your body outputs!

Don't let your excess weight hold you back.... start now!

Eww! I do remember the ol' T&A real good. Too bad it didnt stand for
Tits and Ass on your end of it eh??? huh????

The nurses were nice! :-)

My throat hurt so bad I
could hardly swallow water.

:-( ouch. Great thing is they let me hook up to a morphine button. Every
15 min I could have a 2mg dose.
The first night before the nasal packing was removed it hurt just to breath!
I tore apart my sony walkman to make a rocker switch to trigger the morphine
button every 15 min so I could sleep! The nurse found out a day later and
had a fit!
Then the nice drugs started a rash on my body... and the 6 catheters needed
to get the plumbing working again. Ugg! I hope this works!

It was 1985 and I was 23.

Little kids can do this in their sleep. 2 days of ice cream and then back
to school and hard foods. In adults it is torture!

My first solid
food 2 weeks later was super mushy over cooked rice and a ripe banana

Oh I am so hungry! Crispy cream here I come.. to hell with LC for the first
week after I can down real food!

and it didnt go down well either. I have sleep apnea and toyed with
the rest of the surgery you had but I think after contemplating about
the T&A long enough,


In reality... all the nasal surgery went fine and does not even hurt! It is
amazing when you can breath again through the nose... it is wonderful!
Already.. despite the swelling... I am able to get nice rest each night and
have more energy than before.


I convinced myself nasal pillows and the CPAP
were going to be just fine for me LOL. Get well quick!!Laureen

Thanks!