Maximizing life expectancy/enjoyment

"DRS" wrote in message
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Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

Seth Breidbart wrote:

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Or does a "cardiologist" have a really strange meaning for "lives"?

You are welcome to visit me for a confirmation on whether or not you
are alive or dead.

Anyone who thinks Christ is alive is clearly unqualified to make that
determination.

What about those who *know*?

You are not in a position to know. And you really, really need to learn
the
difference between knowledge and belief.

Yes indeed you do!

On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 01:23:36 +1000, DRS wrote:
Seth Breidbart wrote in message

In article ,
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Christ lives.

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

Really? What's his pulse rate?

Or does a "cardiologist" have a really strange meaning for "lives"?

Makes you worry, eh?

"Doctor! Doctor! His heart's not beating! He's dead!"

"No, he's alive."

pining for the fjords

In article ,
Ignoramus20526 top-posted:

[Pavel Tsatsouline's books, especially _Power to the People_]

Thanks. I was somewhat taken aback by the relation of the price of his
book to the quantity of information in it though. I added those books
to my wish list and maybe will buy them later.

There is a lot of information in them, in terms of what to do and how
to do (and not do) it. There just isn't much padding or excess
verbiage.

Seth
--
Who cares? Shut up and lift. -- Watson (the pencil neck) Davis

DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

DRS wrote:
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message


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See:

http://www.heartmdphd.com/healer.asp

I have. It's a load of ****.

You're welcome to try to refute it. Many try... none successfully.

LOL! You're a riot! Biblical scholars don't believe your kind of
simple-minded loony understanding of the Bible, why should anyone else with
a brain? Your rubbish has been refuted so often it's a joke.


Should be easy for you then. Be my guest.

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

Seth Breidbart wrote:

[...]

Or does a "cardiologist" have a really strange meaning for "lives"?

You are welcome to visit me for a confirmation on whether or not you
are alive or dead.

Anyone who thinks Christ is alive is clearly unqualified to make that
determination.

What about those who *know*?

You are not in a position to know.

Is it your claim that you know what I know?

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

In article ,
John HUDSON wrote:
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 19:42:46 GMT, DZ wrote:

Our brains are most well designed for hiding from lions and fooling
other monkeys into thinking they're not simply giving up their
food. As byproduct of adaptation to life in the woods we developed
limited ability to think abstractly and speculate about the laws of
physics. Why would there be anything more profound than that?
Because it is in human nature to impress and to make ourselves appear
more clever than we really are. The denizens of MFW do it all the
time! ;o)

That's part of (one way of) convincing other monkeys that they're not
simply giving up their food.

Seth
--
I can't tell you how irritating it is to hear a yankee say "y'all" to a single
person. I've had to kill several of them because of that. -- Watson Davis

In article ,
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Seth Breidbart wrote:
In article ,
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Christ lives.
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/
Really?
Yes.
What's his pulse rate?
The next time I check His pulse, I'll let you know at that moment.
Or does a "cardiologist" have a really strange meaning for "lives"?
You are welcome to visit me for a confirmation on whether or not you are
alive or dead.

So how did you make your determination that "Christ lives"? What was
his pulse when you measured it?

Seth
--
Of course, common logic fails to hold up here on mfw, as a general rule
of thumb. -- Lyle McDonald

Seth Breidbart wrote:

In article ,
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Seth Breidbart wrote:
In article ,
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Christ lives.
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/
Really?
Yes.
What's his pulse rate?
The next time I check His pulse, I'll let you know at that moment.
Or does a "cardiologist" have a really strange meaning for "lives"?
You are welcome to visit me for a confirmation on whether or not you are
alive or dead.

So how did you make your determination that "Christ lives"? What was
his pulse when you measured it?

Seth

You are welcome to visit me to confirm that you are alive. When you do,
you'll also have the answers to your questions.

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

DZ wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Seth Breidbart wrote:
So how did you make your determination that "Christ lives"? What was
his pulse when you measured it?

You are welcome to visit me to confirm that you are alive. When you do,
you'll also have the answers to your questions.

Somehow, this sounds rather threatening...

Actually, it sounds like Jesus hangs out at his office.

"Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message
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Proton Soup wrote:

On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 20:48:31 -0400, "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

DRS wrote:

Proton Soup wrote in message


[...]

Masturbate daily to lube the prostate and prevent cancer.

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Risk of prostate cancer is higher in folks with higher testosterone
levels. Testosterone levels tend to be higher in folks that masturbate
(or are otherwise sexually active) than folks who aren't. Sorry.

If cigarette smoke carcinogens are concentrated in prostatic fluids (as an
explanation for the cancer), the solution is to stop smoking instead of
masterbating.



I came up with what I thought was the perfect way to quit smoking. Every
time I wanted a cigarette, I would masturbate instead.

It didn't work, because I always wanted a cigarette afterwards ...
g
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Peter
website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo