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Lady Veteran spends Friday night alone with bottle
DALLAS (Reuters) - A Dallas woman spends virtually all her time trolling
usenet and drinking cheap whiskey, police said Friday. Bobbi Sanchez, better known to most Americans as Lady Veteran, was found drooling Friday evening in front of her ten-year old 486 computer by local police. She was attempting to compile a list of "forged" posts, articles which bear her name but were apparently not written by her. Unfortunately, despite her efforts, the list became an endless hodgepodge of illegible nonsense. Officer Dennis was on the scene. "Yeah, she was barely coherent when we found her. Her trailer floor was covered in dog feces and empty potato chip bags. The stench was unreal. Ms. Sanchez was also clearly intoxicated, even unable to waddle in a straight line." The ASPCA took her dogs into protective care. Ms. Sanchez is a member of NAAFA, a fat acceptance organization widely derided by most as a fringe cult. NAAFA advocates morbid obesity, eating gluttonously until one can barely function and are notoriously anti-thin. Bobbi Sanchez weighs 400 pounds and has numerous health problems. |
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Lady Veteran spends Friday night alone with bottle
In article , Breaking New
wrote: DALLAS (Reuters) - A Dallas woman spends virtually all her time trolling usenet and drinking cheap whiskey, police said Friday. Bobbi Sanchez, better known to most Americans as Lady Veteran, was found drooling Friday evening in front of her ten-year old 486 computer by local police. She was attempting to compile a list of "forged" posts, articles which bear her name but were apparently not written by her. Unfortunately, despite her efforts, the list became an endless hodgepodge of illegible nonsense. Officer Dennis was on the scene. "Yeah, she was barely coherent when we found her. Her trailer floor was covered in dog feces and empty potato chip bags. The stench was unreal. Ms. Sanchez was also clearly intoxicated, even unable to waddle in a straight line." The ASPCA took her dogs into protective care. Ms. Sanchez is a member of NAAFA, a fat acceptance organization widely derided by most as a fringe cult. NAAFA advocates morbid obesity, eating gluttonously until one can barely function and are notoriously anti-thin. Bobbi Sanchez weighs 400 pounds and has numerous health problems. I usually skip these but this one was hysterical! |
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Lady Veteran spends Friday night alone with bottle
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Hash: SHA1 On 6 Oct 2003 11:40:16 +0200, Breaking New wrote: Breaking new what? I love how the idiots use my name more than I do. BTW-I don't drink whickey-rum with coke with lime is my drink of choice. cuba Libre.... *******s can't even get that right. LV Remove "intel" from address to reply Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." -Stephen Wright - ------------------------------------------- He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. - Anonymous - --------------------------------------------- Ridicule of fat people is never acceptable. Those who insist on doing this are living examples of that old Chinese proverb: Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool: Open mouth and remove all doubt. In other words, they are idiots. - ------------------------------------------------- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 8.0 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBP4H+GMTgtWhYq7BhEQKcVwCfQQM+ScrNFZKlIOFWIf+vrE o6nLsAoLBd nmd19upggSAV3bSVG1N5BF8R =Q06F -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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