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Death Cereal
I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a
Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Most of us want to live, but there are suicidal people who would prefer the death variety. The cereal makers are not tapping into the market for Death Cereal, and are losing sales. It would not be that difficult to produce, simply add some sort of poison to any of their regular brands and label the box "Death Cereal", with a skull and cross bones on the box. Lets get with the times, some of us want to die. Frunology Center USDR.edu |
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wrote in message ... I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Most of us want to live, but there are suicidal people who would prefer the death variety. The cereal makers are not tapping into the market for Death Cereal, and are losing sales. It would not be that difficult to produce, simply add some sort of poison to any of their regular brands and label the box "Death Cereal", with a skull and cross bones on the box. Lets get with the times, some of us want to die. Frunology Center USDR.edu how about we just pour some milk on this post |
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On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote:
I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch. |
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Ivan Marsh wrote:
On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote: I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch. I was going to submit as example the Chocolate Lucky Charms my kids like. -- Real witches don't float so good. - The Dresden Files |
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"Ravenlynne" wrote in message ... Ivan Marsh wrote: On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:28:11 -0600, frunologist76 wrote: I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch. I was going to submit as example the Chocolate Lucky Charms my kids like. -- Real witches don't float so good. - The Dresden Files hahahaha |
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Death Cereal
Great idea!. How about a melange of toxic substances mixed in with some corm
flakes with a picture of Jack Kevorkian grinning on the package. F.J. |
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On Dec 14, 7:28 am, wrote: I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? Actually they already do ... in disguise tho .. unless you know how to read the labels on them ... alot/most cereals already have 'partially hydrogenated oils' (transfats) in them and of course all that corn syrup crap .. joanne |
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wrote in message
... I always see "Life" Cereal in the stores, but I have never seen a Death Cereal. Why dont they make it? They stopped making it when they ran out of customers. Bruce. |
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this was an amusing post. you can make "death cereal" simply by
sprinkling 2 tsp Arsenic ontop of "life cereal" |
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